Hard to believe another year has come and about to be gone.
As this is the last article for the year, we continue the tradition of columnists everywhere to sum up the best of the best and the worst of the worst for the year and all those in-between of note. And... this year was not as bad as recent years have been, mostly because of who is not in the White House.
So let’s get started...
The Biggest Losers of 2021: The American People – I wish I could say that the American people were the real winners of the year, but they aren’t. We started the year off with outright insurrection and domestic terrorism by the red-hat wearing cult followers of Narcissist Donald John Trump, and it continued with their revenge on democracy by Trump Party state legislators, and by the continued violence on planes by anti-mask travelers, and by Trump Party politicians throwing tantrums over everything from the current president’s efforts to help people to attacking Sesame Street. Never mind having the air-fluffed ego-driven media catering to the fascists by continuing to buy into their false narratives about immigration and the economy. All in all, we all lose because of it.
The Lilly-Livered Yellow-Belly Coward Award for 2021: Attorney General Merrick Garland – This is the guy that people thought would bring law and order back to America. After all, he was the prosecutor of the Oklahoma City terrorist bombing in the 90’s. The one that President Barack Obama thought would make a great Supreme Court justice if not for the repulsive anti-American acts of Senate Majority Leader Mitch “The Bitch” McConnell. But that’s not the guy we ended up with as Attorney General.
Yes, he is slowly prosecuting the January 6th terrorists, but very few of them are going to prison. He hasn’t acted on the advice of the Mueller Report and charge Narcissist former-President Donald Trump with the crimes laid out in that report. He had to be guilt-tripped into acting on the contempt charges filed by Congress against Trump Party mastermind Steve Bannon, and, even then, he let Bannon’s attorneys dictate how their client would “allow himself” to be turned in.
And let’s not forget his prosecutors! They’ve been teasing and teasing indictments and prosecutions connected to Narcissist Trump. “They’re coming”, they say. “Just be patient!”
Except that the prosecutors are going after Narcissist Trump’s organization, not Narcissist Trump. And all of their recent promises of “just wait” are for more of the narcissist’s lackeys, not the narcissist himself.
Remember Saddam Hussein? We bombed the crap out of Iraq over and over in both the Gulf War and the Iraq War and in between both wars, destroying buildings, killing civilians, and it all didn’t matter, because Hussein was defiant. Hell, his own family members were killed, and it didn’t matter to him.
People like that don’t give a crap about anything or anyone other than themselves. We could’ve turned that whole country to glass, eliminated everyone in the whole country other than Hussein, and he would’ve still claimed victory. And he would still be doing it if not for the fact that his own people ended up executing him for his crimes.
Narcissist Trump is the same way. Hell, he and his cohorts let half-a-million Americans die from COVID while in office, and his enablers are still doing everything they can to stop the efforts to vaccinate people and protect them with mask mandates. Half-a-million dead under his watch! That is negligent genocide! We’ve charged and convicted people for crimes against humanity for a fraction of that number! And the narcissist didn’t give a care about those deaths, even when he himself ended up with COVID. Do you think he gives a care about the people who simply work for him?
The only way to bring Narcissist Trump to account is to charge him, to arrest him, and to convict him personally. Not his family members, not his friends or associates, not his enablers, not his employees. Narcissist Trump himself.
That is what an Attorney General worth their stones need to do. We need the Merrick Garland who sent Timothy McVeigh to the death chamber and Terry Nichols to a supermax prison, not the milquetoast who lets violent insurrectionists get probation.
The Unsung Winner of 2021: Infrastructure Week – For years... and I mean years... we have needed to fix our rotting nation. Bridges and roads and buildings and sewers and power grids and Internet services all need to be fixed and upgraded. Obama talked about it during his eight years in office, but Mitch The Bitch blocked every effort to address it. Narcissist Trump had “Infrastructure Week” for about every year of his despotic regime, but it ended up being just bait-and-switch like a cheap Atlantic City huckster.
It took President Joe Biden and a bi-partisan – yes, bi-partisan – effort in Congress to actually deliver what two previous presidents failed to do. But good luck hearing too much about that. The air-fluffed ego-driven media were focused too much on inflation and rising gas prices and anti-vax lawsuits and a concert stampede and the end of Daylight Savings Time and Colin Powell’s funeral and the late Kobe Bryant’s sneakers. Oh, and whether or not it’s good to sleep with your pet.
Really? A pair of sneakers and turning clock back an hour and letting your fur-baby sleep on your bed are more important than finally doing something to fix our rotting nation? Sounds like the media’s priorities also need to be fixed.
The Inflamed Anus Award for 2021: The Fascist Caucus of Congresspeople Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Matt Gaetz, Madison Cawthorn, and Paul Gosar – The antics of this group of “new blood” Trump Party soldiers from this past year are repugnant and even possibly criminal. Some of them have possibly helped the terrorists of January 6th. One of them is looking at possible underage trafficking charges. One of them makes jokes about another member of Congress being a terrorist. One of them posted an animated video depicting him killing another member of Congress and then attacking the President of the United States. Another one openly encourages mothers to raise their kids to be monsters, which was not long before a teenager became a monster and committed mass-murder at school.
The sick part about this is that they really are representatives of their voters, and I don’t just mean as elected legislators. What these legislators say out loud, their voters say amongst themselves. They say these things to their neighbors and their co-workers. And they give money to these legislators to keep doing what they’re doing.
Oh, and taking away their committee and sub-committee seats is not a punishment to them. You’re doing them a favor, because then they can focus all their efforts on their re-election by stirring more trouble to appease their death-cult followers, and to their orange messiah in Mar a Lago. They’re not in this to pass laws or make reasonable change. They’re there to stir trouble and sabotage the system as much as they can.
The Daffy Duck Award For 2021: Quack Senator Rand Paul – Rand Paul has an apparent mad-hate for legitimate doctor Anthony Fauci over COVID. It seems the doctor in name only is doing everything he can to discredit, embarrass, humble, humiliate, and even convict Fauci over everything Fauci has advocated to try to contain the spread of COVID. Maybe it’s because Fauci is an actual doctor, not someone who needed to create his own accreditation board to be certified. Quack Paul has done everything except to challenge Fauci to “step outside”... which, as the quack’s neighbor would attest, would not be good for the asshole senator.
The AWOL Award for 2021: Senator Ted “Cancun” Cruz – So when his constituents were freezing to death in the worst winter storm Texas experienced in ages, and an overwhelmed power grid in sad need for an infrastructure fix caused blackouts, where was Senator Ted Cruz? The two-faced Janus was in toasty Cancun with his family. Yeah, that “Cancun Cruz” nickname will haunt him for a while.
I know, it’s easier to pick on Big Bird than to do the right thing when it comes to your constituents, right Cancun? I mean, you wanted to run for president once upon a time. Presidents do things like check on the well-being of your people, and more than just sending them a postcard.
The Exiled Despot Award for 2021: Narcissist former-President Donald John Trump – In 2016, the media continually asked Narcissist Donald Trump if he would accept the results of the election. His response was “only if I win”.
In 2020, we found out he meant it. He refused to admit defeat, his enablers and death-cult followers did everything they could to keep Joe Biden’s victory from being certified, including a treasonous assault on the Capitol Building on January 6th, and even today he is claiming that he “won” the election that he soundly lost and spreading the “big lie” about the election being “stolen”.
He’s back at Mar a Lago, with his gold toilet, and churning out “press releases” and sending out pretend “envoys” like he’s some dictator-in-exile. His party, formerly the “Republicans” or “GOP”, continue to kowtow to his every wish and whim. Hell, the “Republican” National Committee is paying for his legal bills!
Well it’s time that that particular despot pay for his various crimes. And that will require an attorney general who is not a gutless coward.
The Benito Mussolini Award For The Next-To-Worst Despot in 2021: Florida Fascist Governor Ron DeSantis – Or, as he is often referred to as, DeathSantis. This Italian thug has made it his business to do everything opposite of President Biden. Mask mandates? Outlaw the mandates. Vaccine mandates? Not only does the Italian thug outlaw the mandates, but he is now declaring that he will hire any anti-vax police officer across the country that loses their job. Plus, he has already extended unemployment benefits to those who lose their jobs because they refuse to get vaccinated. You know, from the same political faction that declared that people should not be on unemployment last year because of COVID.
And then there is his personal army. Yes, he is calling for his own army. Not a militia. Not the National Guard. His own army. You know, like how Mussolini had his own army that took over Italy a century ago.
It is said the Italian thug wants to run for president. Well, that’s only if the dictator-in-exile doesn’t run in 2024. Maybe we need to depose this despot as well.
The “Platoon” Award for 2021: Ending the Afghanistan War – As I pointed out in my article in August, there were only two choices when it came to Afghanistan. We could leave, or we could stay endlessly. President Biden chose to go with the plan already set in motion before he even took office, the plan set by his narcissistic predecessor, to get out of Afghanistan, instead of fighting an endless losing war. Biden didn’t meet with the Taliban to negotiate this deal and snub the sitting government. The narcissist did. Biden simply honored the timeline and ignored the wailings of the war-hawks and chickenhawks. The fact that the Taliban were able to take over so rapidly meant that we already lost the effort to bring a democratic government to the country. Just like we did with Vietnam.
It sucks. It stings. But we didn’t “lose” the war. That ended when we found and killed Osama bin Laden years ago. We lost the peace.
Okay, let’s take a break from politics for a bit...
The Worst Corporate Decision of 2021: The Rebranding of Facebook – Facebook was exposed for what it does this year. Facebook’s use of algorithms and collecting data for sale caused harm. It spread hate and division, it encouraged teens to have health issues, and they did it for the almighty profit. It’s not all that they did, but that was serious enough to cause Congress to look into what they do.
So Facebook decided that the best way “out”... was to change its name. You know, like how Google calls itself “Alphabet”. Except Google didn’t do it to get itself out of possible legal trouble.
Facebook wants us to refer to their big corporate entity as “Meta”. But I will continue to call them for what they are... DICK.
The Non-Revolution for 2021: “The Great Resignation” – I say that in quotes because it’s not a “revolution” in an actual sense. There are no leaders, no manifesto promoted, no single overwhelming group telling people to rage-quit their jobs and look for better ones. If anything, they are following the advice from Big Corporate of “if you don’t like what you do, or how you get paid, then quit and find a better job.” They did and they are. And, no, I would not be trying to get a job flipping burgers for $10 an hour either. Been there, done that, and done with thirty years ago.
Like I said back in July... You keep saying “whatever the market will bear” and I’m telling you that “the market” is telling you loud and clear to clean up your act and pay people better if you want them to work for you. Amazon, Macy’s, IKEA, and even Bank of America heard it. Why can’t Burger King and the rest of the “nobody wants to work” liars?
The Blueball Award for 2021: The End of The Playmates – The fraud that called itself Playboy Magazine ended in 2020 during the pandemic, but the centerfold models called Playmates continued. Then 2021 was supposed to be the “quarterly” playmate. Only it ended in the spring, with no announcements whatsoever. No explanation why. Just... nothing. Sure the magazine continues in other countries, but not in America. And now not even the centerfold models exist.
This is a serious kick in the nuts for those who liked the original men’s magazine, even those who read the articles. The fraud that is Playboy is now “rebranding” the “rebranded” “rebrand” yet again to focus on fashion. Those who had the honor of being centerfold models are now relegated to “vintage” status, seen only on calendars and t-shirts, and sometimes on subscription sites with some mention of the word “fan” in it.
The Best Superhero TV Program for 2021: CW’s “Superman and Lois” – It took a decade, but Clark Kent and Lois Lane finally have their own TV show again. And it’s been more than a decade since Superman had his own live-action show. No, “Smallville” still does not count! Even though they have brought the super-team back to Smallville, it’s not the same. This time the Kents have twin sons, and one of them have super-powers. And Superman has a Kryptonian half-brother he didn’t know about.
The most important part is that this series does live up to the title of “Superman and Lois”, which means we get to see Superman. He’s not some abstract idea hinted at but never seen like in “Smallville”. This is the seasoned hero, husband and father, who still flies around the world to save lives. The first and best.
Not only that, but this series has a high-quality cinematic look and feel to it as opposed to the TV hokeyness of the other CW programs. It even has a cinematic aspect ratio. The only complaint from this commentator and life-long fan of Superman is the lack of connection to the rest of the CW-verse, even though it’s supposed to be in the same universe as “Flash” and “Batwoman”. Hopefully that will change for Season 2.
The Second-Best Superhero TV Program for 2021: Marvel’s “Falcon and Winter Soldier” – It was hard to pick one that stood out from the various Disney+ programs that came out this past year. I could have given this to “WandaVision” or “Loki” or “Marvel’s What If”, but personally I think the struggle of Falcon to own the title of Captain America, despite all the other things around him, including finding out there was another super-soldier after Steve Rogers, really gives this show the edge over the others. The speech that Anthony Mackie’s character gave on the last episode about the use of power to prevent another terrorist was truly worthy of Captain America.
The Disappointing Superhero TV Program for 2021: CW’s “Stargirl” – While the second season of the “Earth-2” superhero series included a lot of flashbacks to the original Justice Society, I couldn’t help but be bored by the high school antics and drama. Maybe because Blue Valley is not New York City or even Gotham City, but it’s hard to fathom a small town having so many costumed adventurers after the first JSA and nobody notices. Oh, and they’re all teenagers.
By the way, “Stargirl” wasn’t the only one that disappointed this commentator. It was just the one that I just couldn’t bother to keep watching anymore.
The Best Superhero Movie for 2021: “Zach Snyder’s Justice League” – It took a few years, but Zach Snyder actually redeemed himself with the finished release of his “Justice League”, and slapped Warner Brothers in their faces for their travesty. Yes, it is four hours long, but it is almost worth every minute of it. Almost, because a certain scene near the end just a bit too much.
Snyder needed those four hours for every character to get their due. The real villain is Darkseid, and we get to see him, not just hear about him in a brief blip. Flash gets his story. Cyborg certainly gets his story. The first invasion with Darkseid – not Steppenwolf – is shown, with the actors from “Wonder Woman” included. The clips from the original trailer that were not in the Joss Whedon hack are in this. And if you have access to HBO Max, you not only get to see this movie, but also the “Justice is Grey” version. You know... if you’re into black-and-white movies for no reason other than the director’s fancy for nostalgia.
Watch the Whedon hack, and then Snyder’s four-hour movie, and not only will you see two separate movies, but you’ll also see what happens when a movie is not micromanaged by an incompetent bean-counting amusement park hack executive.
The Not-So-Good Movie of 2021 (tie): “The Suicide Squad” and “Black Widow” – They weren’t “the worst” because COVID really killed the movie industry these past 2 years, but they also weren’t as good as they should have been.
“The Suicide Squad” (not to be confused with “Suicide Squad” but without the “The”) was okay. Not really great. And part of it was that there was a lot of investment to a part of the “Squad” that ended up being ruined because... “spoilers”. We were okay with some of the other members, but it just got ridiculous near the end.
“Black Widow” was okay, but my problem was this: this should not have been released either in 2020 or 2021. This should have been released some time after “Captain America: Civil War” and before “Avengers: Infinity War”. This would have been a really good movie wedged in where it needed to be. But because this is released after “Avengers: Endgame” and we are seeing this after Natasha Romanoff is dead, it comes off hollow. Also the antics of Disney regarding Scarlett Johansson’s pay because it was released on Disney+ was about as despicable as holding off this movie for as long as they did.
The Best Animated Movie for 2021: The Two-Part “Batman: The Long Halloween” – Based on the mini-series of the same name, “The Long Halloween” is a crime story from Batman’s early career, when he wasn’t yet the “master detective” that he is known to be now. A killer is going after crime families, each on a holiday, and nobody knows who it is. The most obvious suspect, the supervillain Calendar Man, is behind bars. So if it isn’t him, who is it? The two-part movie shows the long process of finding out who the killer is, and it also shows the interactive dynamic of Jim Gordon, Harvey Dent, and Batman that was replicated in Christopher Nolan’s “The Dark Knight” movie.
This movie stands out because not only of the story, but also because the director was allowed to present the story in the way it was supposed to, even if it’s broken into two parts like was done with “Death of Superman” and “Reign of the Supermen”. They took the time and did the story right.
The Worst Animated Movie for 2021: “Injustice” – We go from the best to the worst of animation here. “Injustice” tried to take the story of a video game and several years of a comic mini-series and compress it all into a typical Warner Brothers animated timeframe. While I have commented before on being sick and tired of the “evil Superman” concept, I still hoped that they would have given “Injustice” the kind of story that it was due, and they clearly didn’t.
The story is rushed. The scenes leading up to Superman turning evil were rushed. The deaths of several key characters – several known characters – have absolutely zero impact. They’re just... dead. Oh well. Other characters that should have had key roles in the movie excused themselves early. Even the ending is a hack job that makes the lamest TV sitcom seem downright profound.
Again, this is why you should not let your production be micromanaged by a time-watching hack executive.
And finally...
The Biggest Winner of 2021: COVID – Because let’s get brutally honest here... despite mask mandates and vaccines and boosters, COVID continues to plague the world. It not only continues, but it has mutated into more deadlier variants, some of which may or may not be immune to the vaccines we have now. And that’s all because of the anti-mask and anti-vax plague rats who refuse to do any of the things that the rest of us have been doing the past two years. COVID is the big winner and continues to survive and thrive because of them.
Well, that’s it for 2021. Hopefully there won’t be anything more between now and late January of 2022. No more domestic terrorist attacks. No more insurrections. One can only hope!
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