Week of 07/31/2017

GOP Health-fail And Other Thoughts
– by David Matthews 2

This past week the GOP learned that it’s easier to destroy the United States than it is to govern it.

For far too long, they served as the resistance to all things Barack Obama.  They sabotaged government operations, blocked needed appointments from being filled, prevented a federal budget from being enacted and held up continuing resolutions, and even shut down the government.  They threw temper tantrums about the Affordable Care Act and made it their mission in life to repeal and dismantle and otherwise destroy it.

All the while, they’ve been promising their cult-like supporters that “things will change” when they are in charge.  When they were the minority party in both houses of Congress, they promised they would change things.  Then, when they took over both houses of Congress, they said that they couldn’t do anything as long as Obama was in the White House.  “Don’t worry,” they told their sheep, “just wait until our guy is in the White House, then we’ll fix everything.”

Well now they have no excuses whatsoever.  The GOP runs both houses of Congress, they have their “non-politician” savior in the White House, and a judiciary that is slowly moving their way.

So why can’t they get things done?

Sure, they finally got their Supreme Court justice in place, after spending over a year intentionally and maliciously blocking Obama’s nominee.  They’ve started spitefully dismantling all things Obama, mostly through President Trump’s executive orders – you know, the very thing they threw tantrums over when Obama used it.

But the crown jewel of their hate and anger – the Affordable Care Act, aka “Obamacare” – is still in place.

To borrow from the late Heath Ledger in “The Dark Knight”: “What happened?  Did your balls fall off?”

These guys promised to repeal the Affordable Care Act.  Hell, they promised to repeal-and-replace it!  And it was supposed to be on day one!  Day!  One! 

Six months into the Cult of Trump and it is still law.

And the GOP can’t blame the Democrats for this, even though they already are, because that political gang of systemic failure can’t find their own asses with a Sherpa guide, cadaver dogs, and GPS!  They can’t filibuster things anymore.  The GOP cheated and changed the rules to make sure that the Democrats can’t stop them… and they are still failing!

This past week (as of this column’s date), the GOP-controlled Senate had their marathon debate over healthcare.  This was their all-or-nothing attempt at passing something, anything, that would rid the world of “Obamacare”.  Every plan proposed, every idea cobbled through their corrupt sociopathic minds concerning healthcare was on the roster.

And it didn’t matter what they passed either!  It could be anything!  Because all they had to do was get something passed and then they could “fix things” through the reconciliation process with the House of Representatives, which already passed “their solution” weeks ago.  And then whatever that was agreed to could be passed with a simple majority in both houses, and then it was up to Trumpaconallus to sign it.

The GOP-controlled Senate only needed 51 votes, or 50 and Vice-President Pence.  They have 52 GOP Senators.  They needed only one of those bills to pass.  Just one.

Every single program lost.

Straight-up repeal: fail.  The Senate’s super-secret “fix”: fail.  Trump’s bill: fail.  The bill that the House passed: fail.  The “Skinny Fix”: fail.

I’d be shocked about this if I was one of those red-hat-wearing Trumpets.  I would!  This was their time, this was their party, there was nothing in the way stopping them, and still... they.... failed!

And yet, having been in this for as long as I have, I can only laugh at it all.

I laugh because I’ve seen this before, time and time again.

I’ve seen this every single time the GOP wants to “fix” the tax system.  They schedule this monster-marathon of bills to consider, every possible tax solution, and every single one of them fail.  There’s something for everyone to like, and yet not one of them gets passed.  Not one!  They can agree to nothing.  And it was by design!  They intended it to fail so they can wash their hands of the whole thing and say “you know, we tried”.

So now the orange-skinned-wacky-man has promised that he will “let Obamacare fail”, which is what he supposedly promised to do from the beginning, which makes it the third or fourth historical revision of all things Trump.  And by “let”, he really means willfully sabotaging it at every opportunity and then blaming the Democrats for not kissing his ass and going with the Cult.  And, no, I am not making that up.  He’s already vowed to shut off the required subsidies to the insurance companies if he doesn’t get his way.  Typical tactic of a malicious landlord, something that New Yorkers know all too well.

But, hey, what do you expect from a narcissist with a questionable business history who make promises straight out of CNBC’s “American Greed”?

Speaking of President Small-Hands, he seems to be on a roll as well.

First he appoints Anthony Scaramucci as his new White House Communications Director, which forces out the pathetic hack Sean Spicer as Press Secretary, then Scaramucci has an open pissing contest with Chief of Staff Reince Priebus and forces him out.  Oh, and there’s a nasty little history behind that too.  Speaking of history, Mocch the Douche’s marriage may soon be history as well, according to a few reports.

Meanwhile, Trumpaconallus is openly bullying his favorite demented Keebler elf, Attorney General Jeff Sessions.  He’s out there telling cops to openly assault people like the goon squads he expects them to be.  He’s unilaterally declared that transgender people are not allowed in “his” military.  He’s embarrassed the Boy Scouts of America for turning an annual jamboree meeting into a political rally… for kids that are too young to vote.

And all the while, the demented panda bear in North Korea is laughing his chubby ass off as he’s launching missile tests towards Japan, and all that Trump’s people are doing is saying “we can use force if we want to.”

What happened to that bravado, Trumpy?  Where’s the bluster that you wielded at your personal demented Keebler elf?  Where’s the same bully attitude you use to go after CNN and the New York Times and MSNBC and anyone who mocks and questions you?  Where are your balls, sir?  Where are your balls?

Hell, South Korea is saying they can’t trust the United States to protect them anymore.  Now they want nukes!  And, you know what?  They’ll get them.  Because the world knows that the United States cannot be trusted as long as Donald J. Trump is in the White House!  So South Korea will get nukes the same way that India got nukes… through Russia.  Or some of the other nuclear countries.  They may even get them from North Korea’s patron, China.  One way or another, South Korea will become a nuclear nation because of what that demented panda bear is doing just above the 38^th Parallel and because they cannot trust the United States as long as it is under the control of the Cult of Trump.

So much winning...  Tired of it yet, ‘Muricans?

Let’s get brutally honest here... this kind of chaos and overall fail is precisely what we get when we elected a narcissist to power and saddled him with a party full of sociopaths.  The GOP is so obsessed with getting a win, any kind of win, that they are making stupid mistakes.  And Trump can’t help but bumble his way through the mess.  He’s a narcissist and that is what a narcissist does.  If the attention is not on him, then that’s a problem that he has to address with stupid things like the transgender ban or bullying his elf or telling cops to be abusive thugs.  It’s all done for attention.

Look, the Affordable Care Act really is a mess.  It was crafted by insurance companies, pushed by corrupt politicians, and signed by President Obama on the pretense that it would be “fixed” later on.  It’s designed to accommodate corporate greed, and the reason why it is failing the American people right now is not because of the system, but because the greedy corporate insurance companies and greedy pharmaceutical companies and greedy hospital corporations want even more money and nothing is stopping them.

Can it be fixed?  Absolutely.  But the GOP does not have the courage or the morals to do it, the Democrats lack the competence to make it happen, neither of them want to work together to get it done, and the President of the United States is a narcissistic self-promoting clown who is more interested in getting attention than doing the actual work of the office.  In short, Washington may have made the mess, but they refuse to own or fix it.

But, hey, this is what you voted for, ‘Muricans!

Update: Just hours after this column was posted, Anthony Scaramucci was removed as White House Communications Director, supposedly at the behest of the newly-sworn-in Chief of Staff, General John Kelly.  So now Mooch The Douche has lost his wife and his job.  If he loses his dog he'll have a country hit on his hands.