Monday, October 5, 2015
Week of 10/05/2015
Return of The Still More Quick Thoughts
So here we are once again with a lot to talk about and having a hard
time just picking one subject to focus on.
Let’s start off with...
Davis And The Pope –Kim Davis
strikes again! The Rowan County clerk
managed to get a private audience with Pope Francis when he paid Washington a
visit this past week. Of course, she
didn’t secure the meeting herself. Her
attorney did, who just happens to be the head of the bible-thumping Liberty
Council. You know, the high-powered religious
law firm created by the late Jerry Falwell (which is why they don’t
pay taxes). No big surprise,
then, that after the pope left, he made a passing comment that government officials
should be able to refuse to do things that go against their beliefs.
Now, of course, the Vatican
is back-peddling the Pope’s clandestine meeting. They’re saying that the Pope visiting with
Davis shouldn’t be treated as an endorsement or support over what she was doing
that resulted in her being sent to jail.
Oh come on guys! You know that’s
precisely what Davis and her high-powered attorney were looking for! They wanted that illusion that even the most “liberal”
leader of the Holy See was on her side in violating
the Constitution of the United States of America and her oath of office. They didn’t even wait for the Vatican to
announce the visit! They were boasting
that the Pope met with Davis and supposedly told her to “stay strong”. It was a PR stunt.
If I had to speculate, I’d guess that Pope Francis wasn’t even told the
details of what Davis did that caused her to go to jail for five days. He was probably told that she was being
jailed “for her beliefs” and not for either doing her job or allowing anyone
else in “her office” to do that job as per the Constitution. And that’s following the script that Matt
Staver and Davis and the other thumpers have been trying to shove down our
throats on the subject.
I’ll make it simple, guys.
Remember the saying “Render unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s” in the
New Testament? That was designed to be a
test; a way to get Jesus arrested for speaking out against the government. He supposedly resolved that by saying “Render
unto Caesar that which is Caesar’s and render unto God that which is God’s”.
So let’s get brutally honest here... in America, marriage is Caesar’s,
not God’s. Yes, it was traditionally a
matter of church, but now it’s owned and controlled by the state. It is a government endorsed legal status with
rights and privileges and a tax status all its own. And you can thank your race-hating
conservative Southern predecessors for that, because making marriage a matter
of state and not church was a way for them to carry out their supposedly “God-given”
right to discriminate after the Civil War.
That is, until those “damned lib-ur-ul courts” stepped in a century or
so ago and said that was still unconstitutional. I’m talking about the discrimination part,
that is; not the part about making marriages a matter of Caesar.
So again, Ms. Davis, if you can’t do your job as a part of Caesar, then
you need to resign from Caesar.
Speaking of the Pope – I just
need to get this out there. I know it’s
going to piss off the Catholics, including those at my alma matter of Saint
Anselm College, but it really needs to be said.
The pope is not infallible.
There, I said it!
The pope is a man chosen by other men to carry out the role of leading
the Roman Catholic Church. As much as
the Catholics would like to say that decision was guided by some higher power,
it’s still the decision of very mortal and very fallible men. Likewise, when Pope Francis speaks, he’s not
channeling some higher power with every syllable uttered – unlike some
bible-thumping ministers that claim to be God’s exclusive spokespeople or
proclaim a certain presidential wannabe to be “God’s Anointed Candidate”. Pope Francis is mortal and fallible. He can only explain things how he sees them
through his experiences and understandings.
So when he’s talking about poverty and charity and humility, he’s
talking about how he sees things from his perspective. We know what “The Book” says about it, and
while his immediate predecessors have hedged on those subjects, Francis isn’t
afraid to speak out on them and criticize his own house for not living up to
that book. When he says “who am I to
judge” when it comes to same-sex relations but still doesn’t care for same-sex
marriages, he’s again speaking from his own views.
And it is funny that the cons and neo-cons love to use a book that they
claim is their sole source of inspiration when it talks about things that these
same cons and neo-cons then condemn as being “socialistic”. Or, like Bill Maher sometimes says in his
comedic bits on HBO, maybe they do have their own version of “The Bible” that
the rest of us don’t know about.
DeKalb’s Embarrassment – DeKalb County
has a serious problem. That problem is
DeKalb County.
The much-awaited “official
report” about corruption in DeKalb County is out, and saying that it is “rotten
to the core” is putting it mildly.
The immediate recommendation from the two “outside” investigators that
conducted this report is that the interim CEO and a good portion of the county
commissioners need to resign.
Of course I said “interim CEO” because the actual CEO for the county is
a convicted criminal who only has his job until the appeals process has been
exhausted... in a few years. You see,
that is how corrupt the county is. Even
convicted criminals get to keep their jobs!
Bear in mind that the report they gave wasn’t even a complete
accounting of the corruption going on there.
Not long after the investigators began doing their work, that same
interim CEO cut off the scope of their inquiries. So what you see in the report, with all of
the sordid details of expenses and hotel pay-per-view porn purchases, is
apparently the tip of the corruption iceberg.
What the county really needs is a complete wash of the government. Everyone there gets removed and they can’t
run for their jobs again for five years.
But I guess that would make too much sense, wouldn’t it?
Then again, this is what you, the mindless DeKalb County residents,
voted for time and time again. And you’ll
vote for it again this coming November, simply because it’s an “off-off”
election.
Georgia’s Execution – Georgia solved
the problem of having only one woman on Death Row by finally executing her for
her crimes. Kelly
Gissendander was put to death for masterminding the murder of her husband
by her boyfriend. During the eighteen
years of delays and appeals, she claimed that she reformed, that she learned
the error of her ways and became a minister for other female prisoners.
There’s just one problem... this is someone who manipulated others into
doing her bidding. She was convicted and
sentenced to death for doing just that.
No, she didn’t actually carry out the murder, but she supposedly talked
her boyfriend into committing it, she provided the instruments, verified the
deed was done, and aided in the disposal of the body and covering it up. And supposedly she even tried to have
witnesses injured and others commit perjury to secure her possible acquittal. She was a manipulator. And there is no way that you can ever trust
someone like that. No matter how many
times she could claim to be changed, she could never really be trusted in her
sincerity.
Besides, her “salvation” didn’t bring her husband back to life.
Enough With The Kardashian Klones! – I’m
serious about this. I am sick and tired
of hearing about Kim Kardashian and her sisters and all of the knock-off
Kardashian wannabes who think they can replace them!
I’m also sick and tired about TV personalities and Facebook posts that
talk about how “so-and-so is the same age as (insert Kardashian/Jenner name
here) and this person celebrated her birthday differently from (insert
Kardashian/Jenner name here) and yet nobody cares about her like they do for
(insert Kardashian/Jenner name here).”
No, of course they don’t! Because
the Clan Kardashian do what they do to generate money, and “so-and-so” doesn’t. The person that you think should be more
important than the Clan Kardshian doesn’t spend their time building a brand out
of nothing but their name and their looks and then market that brand for the
sake of the brand. And that’s what it
is, folks. It’s all about marketing a
brand.
By the way, if you really think that your wannabe should replace Kim
Kardashian, then that wannabe needs to either release a sex tape and/or pose
for Playboy Magazine. That’s what it
took to create the whole mess in the first place, so if your wannabe doesn’t
want to step up, then you need to shut up.
Oh, and Kardashian never could “break the Internet”, so what makes you
think a wannabe ever could?
Speaking of which...
Enough With The Body Shame/Anti-Shame!
– I am equally sick and tired of hearing about both body-shamers and the
efforts to supposedly “silence” the body-shamers.
It’s bad enough that the body-shamers are bitching and whining and
wailing and bitching and whining some more about fictional comic book
characters and how they appear in comic books.
Now you have the “anti-shame” crowd, who seem to make it their mission
in life to “shame” the body-shamers by showing off their own bodies.
Demi Lovato was the latest in this “anti-shame” craze by
posing naked in Vanity Fair without make-up or supposedly any photo
retouching.
Except... I’m sorry, but I’m not impressed by it. And I’m usually one of the first ones to
defend the female form!
Maybe because, like a lot of the other photoshoots being pushed by the “anti-shame”
crowd, there’s still a lot being held back.
Listen, there are a group of women called “Suicide Girls”. They’re far from perfect. They have tattoos and piercings and
weirdly-colored hair. And yet they have
no qualms showing what they have and showing that they can still be
beautiful. They do a far better job of
defeating the body-shame crowd, and yet you don’t hear too much about them.
I wonder why that is.
How Many, Apple? – Here’s a
little strange tidbit... does anyone know how successful those Apple watches
are? Only Apple does, and apparently
they’re really not talking right now.
Strange, given how they boast about their other products and how many
people mindlessly wait in line for them the moment they are released.
Maybe that explains why they’re spreading their watches to more than
just their own branded stores. Apple
watches are
going to Target and Best Buy so more people can buy them. They’re doubling down on the watches, which
isn’t that bad of an idea. I wish
Microsoft would do the same thing about the cellphones they bought from Nokia.
Water On Mars And Pluto Is Back!
– So the big news from NASA is that there’s flowing water on Mars! And this comes not long after one of our
exploration satellites did a fly-by past the non-planet Pluto and took the best
images to date of the non-planet and its moons.
So of course this leads some newspaper commentators to ask why we can’t
go back into space. Why do we need
Russia’s help to get to the International Space Station? What happened to us and our quest to get out
there?
I’ll tell you what happened. Our
government stuck a lily-livered bureaucrat in charge of NASA who decided that
America doesn’t need to spend money to put humans in space, just keep launching
satellites and robots. By the time we
put some real leaders in charge of that agency, the shuttles were already being
scrapped and we were left bumming rides off other nations.
And it doesn’t help that NASA gets its funding from a political faction
that hates science and campaigns on anti-intellectual platforms. A faction that relies on the electorate being
mindlessly stupid so they won’t question their decisions.
Oh, by the way, whatever anyone does, don’t let the people in
California know that Mars has water.
They might want to claim it before Haliburton can.
More Fear And Fear-Mongering –
So some
young guy with a chip on his shoulder and a lot of firepower shows up at a
college that he doesn’t attend and goes on a rampage. Here we go again...
“This wouldn’t happen if more people had guns.”
“This is proof that Christians are being murdered by haters! We’re being persecuted and executed!”
“Why can’t we just lock these people away so they won’t come after us?”
And now we have the
arrest of four young people for a plot to storm their own high school in
Summerville, California to carry out their own shooting spree.
And if there is any way to wrap all of what I’ve just talked about up,
this is it...
Everyone keeps on asking “why” when in truth they really don’t want to know
the answer.
The young man that can get his hands on guns and ammunition does so
because it’s a whole lot easier to do than to get legitimate help for his
problem. It’s easier to dismiss the
person with the problem than to reach out to them. It’s easier to just say “pick yourself up by
your bootstraps, because we all have bad days and we just have to deal with
them” than to understand that your definition of “bad days” have no basis to
the reality of that person’s average day.
It’s easier for us to fixate on the body image of others than to reach
out to someone that could use a friend.
We’d rather fixate on getting the latest Apple product, or find out the nonsense
of some prefabricated commercialized hype, than to say hello to a neighbor.
We’d rather listen to fear and keep ourselves ignorant than to really
figure out why these kinds of problems go on.
The truth is that we let ourselves down every time one of these
incidents happen, and as long as we fail to see the problem for what it is, we
only set ourselves up for the next incident to happen.
Monday, September 28, 2015
Week of 09/28/2015
The GOP’s In-House Coup
– by David Matthews 2
– by David Matthews 2
While the media was tripping over themselves about the presidential
wannabes in their own perverted, over-hyped, self-gratifying fantasy football
game, or going ga-ga over Pope Francis, the GOP launched their own coup d’etat.
Don’t worry; President Obama is still the President, much to the rage
and the fury of the trailer park talk radio crowd. Joe Biden is still the Vice-President. The justices of the Supreme Court are still
in place and as extremely polarized as ever.
And the United States Constitution is right where the conservatives left
it... on the ladies’ room toilet paper dispenser in Rowan County, Kentucky.
But there was an uprising by the GOP, and it has cost one government
leader their career.
It just happened to be one of theirs.
Just one day after Pope Francis made his historic speech to the joint
session of Congress, House Speaker John Boehner shocked that same body when
he announced that he was stepping down from both his role as Speaker and as
the representative from Ohio. The reason
for this sudden turn of events?
Insurrection from within.
I know it seems strange, especially given that Boehner, the chain-smoking
Jersey-tanned crybaby, has long been the symbol of hatred and opposition of all
things Obama. If Obama said that two
plus two equals four, then Boehner would dismiss it as “Common Core
propaganda”. If Obama were to say that
broccoli was good for you, Boehner would jump in front of the cameras and claim
that broccoli was evil and Obama was carrying out some sort of master vegan plan. If Obama said that even a broken clock was
right twice a year, Boehner would be changing the hands on that clock so they
never would be right.
You get the picture?
So why, then, would Boehner, the point-man for all things Obama-hate,
be the one forced out of office?
Because he’s actually the sane one of the bunch!
From the moment that the GOP took control of the House from the inept
and incompetent Speaker Nancy Pelosi in 2011, the extremist nutcases in the
so-called “Grand Old Party” were salivating over what they thought they would
be getting with Boehner in charge. They
thought they would be getting Obama impeached.
They thought they would be able to dismantle the Affordable Care
Act. They thought they would be able to
erase everything that ever happened in human history starting from November of
2008. And maybe they would even get the
Nobel Committee to rescind Obama’s 2009 Award.
They didn’t get any of it.
Oh, they tried to dismantle and repeal and defund and otherwise shut
down the Affordable Care Act. In fact
they pretty much set a record for the number of times they tried to do just
that. And they all failed. Every single one of them. Over and over and over and over again. Bills get passed, they go to the Senate, they
die before going to a vote, lather, rinse, repeat.
“Have you tried repealing Obamacare?
Now with more pizazz!” “Excuse
me, but have you repealed Obamacare today?”
“It’s 10PM, have you repealed Obamacare yet?” “Knock-knock.
Who’s there? Have you repealed
Obamacare yet?” “I’ll have a V-8 and repeal
Obamacare.” “Get a Dodge with a Hemi
engine and repeal Obamacare.” “Buy-one
get to repealing Obamacare today!”
“Tonight on ABC it’s prime time to repeal Obamacare.”
Failure after failure after failure.
They say that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over
and over again and expect a different result.
Well even hardcore criminally obsessive psycho-stalkers were looking at
what the GOP was doing and saying “Dudes, get some help! You’re sick!”
And yet, John Boehner would continually put yet another vote to repeal,
dismantle, defund, degrade, or otherwise defeat the Affordable Care Act without
a care as to what the American people thought of it. Why?
Because his own party demanded it!
Boehner let the Congress hold the country hostage over budget
deadlines. Debt ceilings that used to be
automatically raised without a single thought during the reign of the Bush
Imperium were suddenly immediate points of contention that threatened the
nation as a whole. Funding deadlines
would continually pop up and we didn’t wonder “if” the government would be shut
down, but rather “when” and “for how long”.
Political brinksmanship for the sake of attention and to gratify the
extremists in the GOP to make the nation pay for electing and re-electing
Obama.
So why was Boehner ousted?
Because it still wasn’t enough for his party’s extremist nutcases!
Remember all of that talk about impeachment? Boehner squashed any thought of that once he
accepted the Speaker gavel. Never mind
that there hasn’t been a single crime that Obama supposedly “committed” that
would lead to impeachment, unlike the GOP’s previous impeachment of Bill
Clinton. But that doesn’t stop the GOP
crazies, who want Obama impeached from office because... it’s Obama.
And speaking of the Clinton name, how about Hillary? The GOP thought they had her dead-to-rights
over the terrorist attack on Benghazi, didn’t they? But, no, she slithered past it. And the whole thing with the personal server
and her emails are ending up a dead issue as well. That’s supposedly Boehner’s fault as well,
because he supposedly isn’t “pressing the issue hard enough”.
Of course Boehner hasn’t been completely useless, unlike his immediate
predecessor. He tried something
different to get Obama to behave...he filed lawsuits. I’m waiting for those cases to show up on “The
People’s Court”, but I’m guessing even that forum will say they’re too stupid
to consider, and that’s pretty much the bottom of the barrel without handing it
off to Maury Pauvich or Jerry Springer.
And Boehner has tried to plead his case to the American people. It’s just that he’s on the pathetically
losing side of the argument and he knows it, and he can’t defend the majority
party without looking like the whiner that he is. “I can’t get anything past the Senate. I can’t get Obama to work with me. The country is going to hell in a handbasket
and nobody wants to work with us. Nobody
loves me, everybody hates me, I think I’ll go eat worms, and it’s all Obama’s
fault.”
Then Boehner does something that everyone except the GOP want him to
do... and that is to work with Obama and work with the Dems in Congress to try
to keep things moving to avoid government shutdowns and sequestrations. And that, apparently, is the unforgiveable
sin that did him in.
You see, the GOP extremist nutcases don’t want to “deal” with Obama or
the Dems. They don’t want to “negotiate”. They feel they don’t have to. They want everything done their way, they
want it done yesterday, and if they don’t get their way, then they want the
whole country to burn to the ground. You
see it in their rhetoric. You see it in
the letters to the editor and the columnists in local newspapers. You hear it in talk radio listeners. And the people they end up sending to
Washington are channeling that crazy and thinking that they are entitled to
have things their way. This is political
Burger King, GOP-style, and goddamn it, they’re going to have their Smokehouse-Double-Crap-K-Street-Whopper
their way or they’ll shut the joint down.
And Boehner is not one of those Alabama-shack-two-dogs-on-the-porch
loonies that consider Fox News to be too tame for their tastes. John Boehner is an old guard politician; one
of those people who thinks that he’s entitled to leadership by simply biding
his time and waiting his turn. He came
in with Newt Gingrich and the original “Contract with America” crowd of the
1990’s, back in the day when you put the extremist talk away when you’re in
Washington and you focus on getting the job done. And Boehner saw what happened when you shut
the government down over your party’s temper tantrums. Do you really think someone like that wants
to have it happen on his watch every three or four months, year after goddamed
year?
Let’s get brutally honest here... for all that has been said about John
Boehner as Speaker of the House, and I’ve said quite a bit over the years, his
eminent departure from the halls of Congress is really not going to be a relief
for anyone except for the extremists. He’s
not being forced out by the voters, as should be the case. He’s being forced out by his own party, as
part of an overall deal that will hopefully
stave off yet another threatened government shutdown. But after he leaves, then what?
It’s the guy (or gal) that
will take his place after his departure that should make everyone
concerned. Boehner was forced out
because he tried to strike a balance between the old guard and the nutcases. The next person will probably not make that
mistake. That next person will probably
pander to the nutcases, at least until the 2016 elections, and then see what
the voters leave them with afterward.
The great fallacy is thinking that somehow the
nutcase brigade has taken over the GOP.
But as a former card-carrying member of that party, I see things a
little differently. They’re not “taking
over” the party. Right now that’s all that
they have left. They are the GOP base. They are the ones that show up at the
primaries and caucuses. They are the
ones that the presidential wannabes are pandering to, bouncing crazy off crazy to
produce even more crazy.
The most maddening part about this, the reason why you don’t have too
many alarm bells sounding over this turn of events, is because the scripted
response will come in the 2016 elections, when voters will most likely flip
back to the Democrats. The party players
and bosses know that the extremist turn will end up alienating enough voters
for them to choose the scripted alternative.
The Dems know this as well, which is why you don’t see too many of them
panicking. They know that the worst the
GOP gets, the better things will be for them down the road.
By the way, don’t worry about Mister Boehner. As a career member of Congress, he’s already
set with a golden parachute that will guarantee he’ll never have to worry about
money ever again. And we’re all paying
for that golden parachute through our taxes.
And if he feels the need to keep working, then he’s got his pick of
K-Street political action committees and think tanks to join. The circle of political life says that the
politicians that cater to the lobbyists will leave to become lobbyists
themselves. Or he’ll get a cushy job at
a law firm or at some university. Or he’ll
write a book and go on speaking tours.
Or maybe he’ll do all of the above.
Ironic, if not insulting, that while the taxpayers continue to struggle,
career politicians like Boehner will be allowed to retire into a life of
luxury, paid for by us.
Then again, this is what we mindlessly vote for over and over again.
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